Best Quotes — Windows Live


There is always someone out there for everyone. Sometimes thereare two for one person. I would like to call that 'the Jackpot'.	--Vince Vaughn, Dodgeball

Math, my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.	--Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Hi kids! Do you know why I'm so happy? Cuz I am free of S---T---Deeeeeees!	--The police clown, Family Guy

If he dies, he dies.	--Ivan Drago, Rocky IV

You never see Donald Duck wear pants. But when he comes out of the shower, he always wears a towel.	--Chandler, Friends

Life is a bitch now so am I!	--Cat Woman, Batman Returns

It doesn't matter if you are black or white, the most importantcolor is green.	--Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Dear diary: Jackpot.	--Glen Quagmire, Family Guy, on seeing a cheerleader tied upin the men's room.

I mean every guy you see with a big house, a fancy car or a shiny gold tooth is just saying 'don't look at my penis'.	--Peter Greffin, Family guy